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PrintPat yourself on the back,print off your mustache,and cut it out.
TapeTape your mustache upanywhere on your TV.
DrinkWhen it lines up with a face on TV, take a drink. And if it lines up with a mustache on TV, take two.
Like A Bearskin Rug For The Upper Lip
For most people in Hollywood, sex on camera is considered a last ditch effort to save an acting career. But Burt Reynolds is not “most people.” See, he wrote the book on using fornication to jumpstart a career. A book that was co-authored by his mustache. Just ask your mom.
It's Secretly Made Of Bacon
Being a man of few words is easy when every word you speak is filtered through a thick, bushy strainer like the one that resides on Ron Swanson’s upper lip. Just look at it. It looks disappointed in something, doesn’t it? Or maybe it’s just hungry? No one can ever be sure.
The original Rough Rider, TR was a true badass. Ever heard of a little place called the Grand Canyon? Yeah, he saved that. Ever been shot, then give a 90-minute speech? Yeah, he did that too. He deserves a raise of your glass whether or not you download this mustache.
The Dirtiest Pitch
Back in the days when many Major League Baseball teams had “clean cut” policies, Rollie was a rebel. His mustache was so impressive that not one, but two MLB teams have since retired his number. We wouldn’t be surprised if other teams followed suit, simply out of respect.
When In Rome
A meticulously-groomed mustache says a lot of things. It’s a Beware of Dog sign you wear on your face. But it also sends a more subtle message. One that says, yes ladies, you can expect the same attention to detail on every inch of this man sandwich.
The Persistence Of Mustache
He perceived the upper lip to be the most human canvas, and upon it he painted the most remarkable mustache known to man. He himself was so captivated by it, that he needed to see it at all times, thus crafting it into his periphery. Touché, Dali, touché.
It’s common knowledge that Clark Gable was born with four eyebrows. But it was only through years of intense mind concentration that he successfully willed two of them down onto his upper lip. Once there, they went on to win several Golden Globes and even an Academy Award.
The Great White Caterpillar
We grew up together, brother. You and I. I ruined countless tank tops imitating your style, but I could never copy your mustache. Few could. And even if they could, they’d never have done as much with it as you did. Because in that stache, Hulkamania will live on forever.
One-Upping The Upper Lip
Talk about intimidation. That’s a wave-a-white-handkerchief-I’m-forfeiting-this-duel mustache. Look at that thing. It kind of looks like He-Man’s bowl cut. I HAVE THE POWER!!! But damn, what a mustache. This sucker’s gonna take up half of your TV...
For The Love Of God, Why??
Michael, Michael, Michael...Whose idea was this? And sure, His Airness must be hard to approach, but how come nobody said anything? No, really, HOW COME NOBODY SAID ANYTHING?? How did this ever make it onto TV (aside from you taping it up on there)?
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